A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef September 30, 2020
Get the Quarantine Crushmug. as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.
"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30
by armageddon ham March 25, 2020
Get the quarantine 15mug. "Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
by kingkombucha November 19, 2020
Get the Quarantine Qualmmug. A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
Get the quarantine fifteenmug. The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.
by OGDankzi September 13, 2020
Get the Quarantine Hotpotmug. by iscritto June 11, 2021
Get the Quarantine Fifteenmug. When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
by ccunit December 16, 2021
Get the Internet Quarantinemug.