by dripsclout February 14, 2020
Get the Pressed mug.to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......
by NJ April 27, 2003
Get the Pressed Ham mug.As above. Is particularly impressive when the buttocks and arsecrack are employed. The Australian "panel van" style of car is a favorite with exponents of this sport.
"yeh, it was grouse! Simmo done a pressed fruit bowl out the back of the Sandman - I reckon those people in the funeral procession woulda freaked!"
by Cockbreath March 17, 2003
Get the pressed fruit bowl mug.1) A colorful term used to describe a person laying across the roadway, or ground, after being ran over by a motorize vehicle (car, pickup, 18 wheeler, etc).
2) How a person would appear on the ground, or any other surface, after they got the crap knocked out of them by someone else.
2) How a person would appear on the ground, or any other surface, after they got the crap knocked out of them by someone else.
A) Last week, Ms. Tammy told me at work that her neighbor was "pressed out" along the driveway of his residence, after his girfriend found out that he was cheating on her with another man.
B) During the high school football game, a fight almost broke out between two crosstown rivals when the hometeam's quarterback was "pressed out" on the turf, by the visiting team's defensive end.
B) During the high school football game, a fight almost broke out between two crosstown rivals when the hometeam's quarterback was "pressed out" on the turf, by the visiting team's defensive end.
by Mojack B. May 10, 2008
Get the pressed out mug.Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass
I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl
by IIxHoLLiStEr7xII May 13, 2005
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A word used when you are getting absolutely destroyed during an argument to give yourself a self-esteem boost.
freshfishie: For the last time a car going full speed is much faster than a walmart bike.
MiaKDidNothingWrong: No, stay pressed 💅♥️
MiaKDidNothingWrong: No, stay pressed 💅♥️
by Everyone'sFavoriteUncleRick July 6, 2020
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