Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

Crypto Portal

A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?

Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.

by Sammgislegit November 22, 2021

I am...Youth Portal

一站式數碼化平台，為15至29歲年輕人提供個人化、準確嘅生涯規劃服務，協助確立發展方向，發揮所長
即刻上i-am.hk 同埋下載I am... 青年職學平台！
可以同職學達人傾計，
又可以睇職學資訊，
仲可以玩型格人測試

I am...youth portal 喺一站式數碼化平台

by iamyouthportal November 22, 2021

Veracross Portal

Veracross Portal is a place where your dreams get ruined, if you think you have the free afternoon and your dreams become true, once you go on Veracross Portal you understand life is bad

Friend: Yesterday I thought I was free but then Veracross ruined my afternoon
Other Friend: I know Veracross Portal is useless it ruins your dream

Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Boy: No because Veracross Portal ruined my afternoon

Teacher: DETENTION!

by Enderlord_GG November 22, 2021

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021

Portal

Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.

Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021

ghost portal

A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.

Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!

by mineat August 14, 2012