by callJD4 August 22, 2011
Get the platonicide mug.The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.
Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
by WickedBrat May 28, 2013
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Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.
Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!
by yvngtruth January 19, 2018
Get the platonic nut mug.The common term for the ninth "planet" from the sun. known by the common man as "Pluto," Plutonitron crosses an orbit with Neptune, the eighth planet (Notice how it's not in quotes) from the sun. What most people don't know or refuse to accept (Despite the countless evidence) is that ol' Plutonitron is not actually composed of rock and gas. Plutonitron is actually a sentient being, composed primarily of metal alloys and advanced circuitry currently not comprehendible by Earth's most brilliant science people. Elon Musk currently has a 120 million dollar reward for anyone who is able to understand Plutonitron's hardware, composion, goals, and dreams. What does it what? Why is it here? What pronouns does Plutonitron identify with? What is Sanjaya Malakar up to these days?
As of November, 2019, Plutonitron has come under much controversy as the environmentalist group Planet Pals criticize the SpaceX CEO for "Whoring out this stunning, brave, and beautiful being who does not consent to the scrutiny and judgement of the scientific community!" The automaton rights activist group, ProBot, based out of San Francisco, California, has called Musk's reward program a "heinous bounty for the assassination of the blameless planet of Plutonitron. The fact that the U.N.S.C. stands idly by while this travesty is allowed to happen shows that we are at the height of celestial bigotry in this country."
As of November, 2019, Plutonitron has come under much controversy as the environmentalist group Planet Pals criticize the SpaceX CEO for "Whoring out this stunning, brave, and beautiful being who does not consent to the scrutiny and judgement of the scientific community!" The automaton rights activist group, ProBot, based out of San Francisco, California, has called Musk's reward program a "heinous bounty for the assassination of the blameless planet of Plutonitron. The fact that the U.N.S.C. stands idly by while this travesty is allowed to happen shows that we are at the height of celestial bigotry in this country."
The planets go as follows: Murcurus, Vernus, Eurs, Marzo, Jupitimus, Ringy Boy, Butthole, Nepitism, and your boi Plutonitron!
by hfin498 October 3, 2020
Get the Plutonitron mug.Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.
by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020
Get the Platonically ghosted mug.A word for how you love a friend who you have feelings for. Typically used by people with commitment issues who want to tell someone they love them.
I love you, platonically-ish.
by MysticalELC March 17, 2022
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