Paul

This guy has the biggest and meanest schlong you'll ever see. That dong might as well be alien cause there is no way that an average of 2 foot 5 inches is natural (may be exaggerated). This guy gets every woman he wants and boy is he thirsty. He's a sex machine, to put it simply, and a brilliant one at that.

"The guy I fucked last night was a Paul. I mean, I never got his name but he was at least like 15 inches."

by CockSucker9002 December 2, 2018

Paul

1. A person with a small dick
2. A person who eats out of his dog’s toilet bowl

Hey you see that dude paul over there? He an asshole.

by Crichtonsaurus November 9, 2018

paul

the best human being ever.

paul is my best friend.

by JAKE PAULER 69 July 9, 2018

Paul

The realest dude you will ever meet. He can usually be seen making everyone feel special in there own way. Paul's are excellent fighters and will totally beat Jonathan in a fight.

Girl1: Paul's cool

Girl2: yeah

by PestControlPaul January 20, 2020

Pauled

The act of being shit canned or fired for an apathetic attitude and lack luster job peformance

He got pauled for his low sales and excessive lateness

by Bycal June 11, 2016

Paul

Morbidly obese loves takis but so HOT

Paul is so hot I want to suck on his taki

by Nogay May 21, 2019

Paul

desperate for alesia but all he does is wear airpods and keep the name "PAULESIA"

oh my god paulesia is so amazing

by Chickenyourmomgay123 January 24, 2019