Patrick

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.

Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick

by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008

Patrick

A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise

Don’t be a Patrick

by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020

Patrick

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.

Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.

by RobloxPu$$y July 30, 2018

PATRICK

SECRET CHILD MOLESTER

mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)

by MZLady40 December 4, 2019

Patrick

A deceptive and cold hearted married player.

It's really cold and shady outside. What's the weather supposed to be like?

Patrick.

by Derra December 19, 2021

Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.

Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

a socially awkward but very kind person who is always full of energy, "unless he hasn't had coffee yet." Patrick is usually very tall "5'11 to be exact" but he will always want to be taller. he will usually have a few very good friends, but he will still be kind to people who aren't his friends. his sense of humor sucks, but he makes up for it with his laughter.
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"

Hendricks"

Patrick can be used as a form of exasperation or a very obscene curse word.

by I'm a general weeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 10, 2022