Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.
"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014
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by SonHunter May 28, 2018
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John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”
Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”
Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”
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