Option A

A code name for a really shitty roommate who never cleans up after themselves or takes any responsibility for their actions. Goes long periods of time without showering or washing any of the clothes they put on. Tends to act very promiscuous sleeping with older men and possibly drug dealers all while having a boyfriend. Also a good chance of scabies infestation due to the previously mentioned promiscuity.

"Oh shit Option A is back" Followed by an overall lack of enthusiasm and annoyance from other roommates

by Maverick and Moose February 24, 2010

Option E

To kill yourself. To commite suicide. To pick the last choice available to you. Scantrons, which are bubble sheets used for tests and exams, come with five options. Option E is usually reserved as being the last possible answer to a problem.

My girlfriend dumped me, I've got no money, my dog died, and the world sucks. Fuck it, there's always Option E.

by TheRon and Virage December 9, 2008

Experience Option

To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique

Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong

Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option

by djdan14 May 13, 2010

Youngstown Option

When a public official resigns, to avoid criminal prosecution for misdeeds committed in office.

"Hey, I'm behind in my payments to the water department, and I'm here to...ahhh...contribute to the councilman's re-election campaign. Is he here?"

"What, haven't you heard? The feds were after him, so he took the Youngstown Option."

by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013

binary options

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.

I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!

by Skate finder April 22, 2021

The TK Option

Named after the PUA of this move, @TK, "The TK Option" is a player's all or nothing technique where you kiss a girl out of the blue in order to gage her level of interest or potentially raise her interest in you through the bold action. ideally, you should kiss her 6-7 times for a full effect.

Jack: I don't know if Anna is interested in me man
TK: wait hold up...have you tried "The TK Option"?
Jack: Yeah! I kissed her once and nothing happened!
TK: You are supposed to do it 6-7 times smh
Jack: ...I fucked up....

by thenumbaoneption April 14, 2022

Suicide is your only option

the words of a moron

suicide is your only option after you take it in the ass

by fag June 28, 2003