Onur

Someone who’s always to late but says it’s not his fault. He also tends to be delusional.

Georg: „does someone know where he is?“
Greta: „no he’s probably too late again. He always does the Onur“

by SooLaVoo January 29, 2024

Ondurai condition

A psychological condition where a person develops romantic feelings for someone they have only interacted online, drawn to their online personality and appearance, without ever meeting in real life. This can happen even if the other person does not feel the same way.

Person 1: I think I have feelings for her

Person 2: You’ve never even met, and you only know what they show you online. That’s Ondurai condition

by ItsAaru27 March 15, 2025

Cpl Okura

Once a Sgt, twice a Cpl. You can count on him to DJ at any barracks party, house party or club. He also does that weird finger thing.

Schmuckatelli: Sgt Okura is now demoted to Cpl Okura.
Also Schmuckatelli: I’d like Cpl Okura to DJ at the Ball.

by ChestyPuller November 24, 2021