oxymoron

A Prius owner who drives like an asshole.

That oxymoron in that hybrid just knocked over my mailbox, sideswiped my Bonneville, and kept right on going.

by Jack Ferrule November 04, 2020

Oxymoron

Something I didn't pay attention to in English class.

"Your a moron and an oxymoron!"

by KiboBeLoser May 17, 2022

oxymoron

a figure of speech that conflicts or does not agree with itself, such as "friendly fire"

the word itself is an oxymoron, it literally means pointedly foolish

examples of oxymorons:
larger half
jumbo shrimp
same difference

only choice
black light
pretty ugly
exact estimate

microsoft works
virtual reality

by ben's mop April 15, 2021

Oxymoron

A contradictory statement. Two opposing ideas in one sentence.

Ex. #30 - Its an oxymoron to be a good man that’s abusive and selfish.

by Sidnia May 13, 2020