Oxford, Nova Scotia, Canada :)
The capital of blueberries in all of Canada.
Oxford totally rules over Hamilton.
Commonly known as O-Town, there isn't much here, but we get by with Tim Horton's, and Subway.
But just because we're really awesome, and are the capital of blueberries, doesn't mean you have to like them to live here.
And even if you think our town is shit, you know it's just because you're jealous ;)
The capital of blueberries in all of Canada.
Oxford totally rules over Hamilton.
Commonly known as O-Town, there isn't much here, but we get by with Tim Horton's, and Subway.
But just because we're really awesome, and are the capital of blueberries, doesn't mean you have to like them to live here.
And even if you think our town is shit, you know it's just because you're jealous ;)
<1>Are you from Oxford?
<2>Why yes, yes I am :)
<1>WOW! You must love blueberries!
<2>No, no I don't.
<2>Why yes, yes I am :)
<1>WOW! You must love blueberries!
<2>No, no I don't.
by oxfordian July 3, 2009
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Located in Cypress CA. bad school. you will regret going there when older. Too hard, the english department extremely sexist and usually girls get As while boys get B and Cs. Leave while you can if you are smart and become valedictorian at a normal school
Student a: Man Oxford Academy Sucks!
Student b: go to Whitney, 20x better, free dress, you can where sandals, easy teachers, guaranteed entry to UC Irvine.
*years later*
Student a: man im sooooo rich. i went to Harvard cuz i was the best student to ever graduate from my high school!
Student c: i stayed at Oxford, i looked normal since everyone there was a genius, screwed my life over.
Student b: go to Whitney, 20x better, free dress, you can where sandals, easy teachers, guaranteed entry to UC Irvine.
*years later*
Student a: man im sooooo rich. i went to Harvard cuz i was the best student to ever graduate from my high school!
Student c: i stayed at Oxford, i looked normal since everyone there was a genius, screwed my life over.
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Boy: Don’t let it fool you, Oxford High School is a cesspool of idiots and assholes
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It's promoted as being "learning-focused" as opposed to "research-focused", with its benefits being small classes and an "intimate" campus. The closest city is Atlanta, which in my opinion sucks ass, except for Little Five Points. After going to Oxford for 2 years with a 2.0 gpa, you can continue at Big Emory.
Some people really love it and join SAA, Student Admission Association, but this is a relatively small proportion of the student body. Don't believe what these kooks say.
THE TRUTH: There are a lot of self-important people. Lots of fake hippies who drive SUV's and are from the suburbs. Few think for themselves. Almost everyone is an alcoholic. Yet there are no sororities or fraternities, only "social clubs". Most of the guys are short and ugly. Most of the girls are fat and ugly. There is nothing to do in the area. Most students are either pre-med or pre-law or pre-business. Hopefully you transfer out or fail out before you get sent to Emory in Atlanta, which is a whole new beast.
It's promoted as being "learning-focused" as opposed to "research-focused", with its benefits being small classes and an "intimate" campus. The closest city is Atlanta, which in my opinion sucks ass, except for Little Five Points. After going to Oxford for 2 years with a 2.0 gpa, you can continue at Big Emory.
Some people really love it and join SAA, Student Admission Association, but this is a relatively small proportion of the student body. Don't believe what these kooks say.
THE TRUTH: There are a lot of self-important people. Lots of fake hippies who drive SUV's and are from the suburbs. Few think for themselves. Almost everyone is an alcoholic. Yet there are no sororities or fraternities, only "social clubs". Most of the guys are short and ugly. Most of the girls are fat and ugly. There is nothing to do in the area. Most students are either pre-med or pre-law or pre-business. Hopefully you transfer out or fail out before you get sent to Emory in Atlanta, which is a whole new beast.
I go to Oxford College because of the small class sizes.
(interpret this as: I'm too stupid to get into the real Emory)
(interpret this as: I'm too stupid to get into the real Emory)
by ilikerustyspoons June 28, 2008
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