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nicolas ciechanowski 

Nicolas Ciechanowski is sweet, calm, loving, and hot! Nicolas Ciechanowski is not mean at all. In fact, all Nicolas Ciechanowski’s are nice and sweet! He will love you and care for you for all eternity. He’s not a drinker and he loves to play video games. If you’re a Nicolas Ciechanowski’s girlfriend, well lucky you! You have found a man you will never forget! Any girl is lucky to be with a Nicolas Ciechanowski.
Girl 1: Hey who’s that?
Girl 2: That’s Nicolas Ciechanowski.
Girl 1: He sounds really nice. I’m gonna go talk to him!

Nicolas Sarkozy 

President of France since 2007. It's like Bush era but with a smaller head of State. Want to be Obama's BFF but this idea had reached a dead end ...
- Nicolas Sarkozy said something ridiculous yesterday at the French Television. According to him, he was Obama's Friend.
- Again ?! Let's bet honest. He looks like more Berlusconi than Obama.
Nicolas Sarkozy by CMB-38 December 14, 2009

nicolas caged 

Nicolas caged is when you go on somebody's computer and make every thing Nicolas cage.
Ginny: * laughs* I'm totally going to Nicolas Cage him! * uploads Nicolas cage pic all over desktop* *makes background Nicolas cage*

John: What are you doing Ginny!

Ginny: *say nothing*
John: dang I've been Nicolas caged!
Ginny: *laughs crazy*
nicolas caged by Ready set go April 29, 2014

Nicolas Cage 

An actor who can only be described as hit and miss, and commonly follows the "rule of 4"... the rule states that any Nicolas Cage movie where Cage has hair longer than four inches will be terrible (Con Air, Bangkok Dangerous), while any in which he has hair shorter than four inches will be good
guy: did you see that Wicker Man remake?
friend: it was awful, Nicolas Cage should really follow the rule of four
Nicolas Cage by olivier22 January 18, 2011

Nicolas Cage 

A Hollywood actor notorious for accepting questionable roles in movies.

An extremely underrated actor, his range of acting is on full display in the excellent John Woo movie, Face Off where he is tasked with playing 2 completely different characters.

Some of his facial expressions have served as popular Internet memes.

Working on low budget projects has had an adverse affect on his portfolio. No one knows why he accepted such projects.
Person 1 : "Nicolas Cage sucks ass"

Person 2 : "Have you seen Face Off?"
Nicolas Cage by deadbunny97 September 7, 2016

Nicolas Thiccolas 

Meaning: it is a person named Nick or Nicola who is a little bit thick
hey what up nicolas Thiccolas hows it going slaphead?