National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female

tomorrow is National Fuck Everyone Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

National fuck a homie day

March 6 is national fuck a homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day,

National fuck a homie day is March 6 a day dedicated to fucking your homies

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

National fuck day

Where you try and turn your partner on as many times as you can in one night put your skills to the test and do this challenge girls your pussy will thank you

Jen: did you hear it was national fuck day yesterday I turned my man on so much he loved that shit

Jens friends: wow I wish we were that good

by anonymous December 2, 2020

National fuck day

You can fuck anyone you want on the 18th of October and do it to where there satisfied

National fuck day is a national day you can fuck anyone and get away with it

by Julibn October 17, 2019

National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019