National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

National fuck a homie day

March 6 is national fuck a homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day,

National fuck a homie day is March 6 a day dedicated to fucking your homies

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

National fuck day

Where you try and turn your partner on as many times as you can in one night put your skills to the test and do this challenge girls your pussy will thank you

Jen: did you hear it was national fuck day yesterday I turned my man on so much he loved that shit

Jens friends: wow I wish we were that good

by anonymous December 2, 2020

National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female

tomorrow is National Fuck Everyone Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.

The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021

National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022