Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.
"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"
"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."
"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."
"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
by Minnesotapoptart January 28, 2014
Hey Brian, did you see the 3rd Precinct last night? It was a real Minnesota Hotdish after the protest.
by DirtVonnegut May 29, 2020
by Goose309 July 03, 2022
Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat
by Rollsause February 15, 2017
The act of getting your dick sucked, to the point of orgasm, while flying a radio controlled helicopter.
After Dan H. bragged that his girlfriend would blow him while he was flying, a Minnesota challenge was made. The loser was to buy glow sticks for night flying. As of this writing, Dan H has yet to complete the challenge, nor has he bought glow sticks.
by NotDanH October 25, 2022
by Mayolover March 03, 2023
A small town in Minnesota that is 0.3 square miles and has the youngest mayor in America. It is known for its baseball fields and its bars. The town mascot is Bob Koch who has 9 fingers but 99 cats.
by bassisfun August 31, 2012