(How To Be) A Millionaire

I've seen the future, huh, I can't afford it and
Tell you the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire
Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun (woo!)
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)

Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate (come on, come on)
For all the cards you were dealt, babe
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't! I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't!
I've seen the future, I can't afford it and

by Gothic Miscreant December 17, 2023

Barrow Millionaire

When you wake up after a night out and find £10 in your pocket that you didn't know you had.

I woke up a Barrow Millionaire on Sunday morning!

by B-dog Millionaire November 15, 2022

Premature Millionaire

Someone Who Is Not Only Striving To Be Financially Secure But Also Is Rich Mentally.

I Gotta Big Plan On How To Make Out The Hood, I’m A Premature Millionaire!

by TouchRacks May 25, 2021

millionaire

something you'll never be.

guy1: I wanna be a millionaire
guy2: no just no

by dont read me June 3, 2021

pet millionaire

A millionaire who is happy to provide their time, money and/or other assets they own to their non-millionaire companion without expecting them to repay that with any kind of service or favor in exchange for their commitment, their priority being their companion's wellbeing. (Note: explicitly not a sugarbaby-sugardaddy/sugarmommy type of relationship, and you ougth to treat your pet millionaire with respect, too.)

Pet millionaires are mythical creatures.
My millionaire is not a pet, they're family.

by Blues5565 October 17, 2024

Millionaire Dian

Di aka Dian Coleman will become a Millionaire in 2025.

Hey Millionaire Dian,
Congratulations on winning the lottery becoming a Millionaire!

by $$MillionairetwoBillionaire$$ January 15, 2025

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

"I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck."

by L. G. Flavopalliatus January 15, 2025