Michaela

She is a person who cheats on her boyfriend and has an extremely tight pussy. A lot of people fall in love with her but then she just breaks their heaRte over and over again. Everyone thinks she's beautiful but actually she's a crazy ass woman who apparently is always on her period and will go crazy if you call her something bad.

"She just fucked seventeen guys in the mcdonalds bathroom all at once, what a Michaela"

by Michael Hayman, Jan 21st 2006 August 29, 2017

Michaela

Her face will make you kill yourself. Her stink makes you faint instantly. You should never go near a Michaela. They will end your life.

"She stinks, that must be a Michaela."

by loganpauler July 10, 2018

Michaela

Michaela, the ugly slut who’s writing this.

Some Michaela's are wonder, beautiful and kind. Some Michaela’s are smart, wonderful and loving. But In this case this Michaela’s a slut.

Person 1– ... Who’s that over there?
Person 2– Oh her? That’s michaela...
Person 1– She’s a real slut
Person 2– more like an ugly slut

by He has my sisters in the bath November 9, 2019

michalia

A trash whore with a fucked up face. typically bad friends and tend to start drama.

michalia, what a horse mouthed bitch.

by TrueFactz82 April 9, 2017

Michala Perry

Michala Perry is a loving, caring, beautiful and nice person. She makes all the guys turn their heads with her amazing brown eyes. She will always be there for any of her friends no matter what. She is beautiful but never wants to admit it. She is an amazing best friend <3

person 1: dayum that gurl lookin fineee.
person 2: yeah that's Michala Perry and yeah shes more than fine.

by quinkydinkqwerty May 20, 2013

Michaela Shimmy

A seduction tactic where you shimmy up to your significant other when they are in a chair reading a book and say, "Hey babe," before trying asking them to come with you to the bed room.

This was created my Michaela Laws on a twitch stream on September twenty second in 2017.

Michaela sends her apologies to anyone who's partner does the Michaela Shimmy.

by Ghost Of The Stars September 23, 2017

Michaela

You will never see anyone that is more beautiful than her and probably no one that is like her. Michaela is so awesome, she's intelligent, funny, creative, awesome. She's so good it's hard to describe her. If you don't fall in love with her I am lucky because.

1-There's Michaela
2-She's beautiful
1-Go to her
2-No
1-Why?
2-I don't know, but my god I love her

by Slipsmanen September 27, 2017