fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

Me and my monke

he does the sexiest of dance

Me and my monke went down by the dock, he jumped up on the pole and showed me his sexy little cock.

by Fwenz August 11, 2021

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2015

call me son one more time

When alexander Hamilton gets pissed off

George Washington:Son I need you alive

Alexander Hamilton:Call me son one more time

by AROACECHAOTICSHIPPER May 22, 2024

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 8, 2024

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025