madden bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 19, 2022

John Madden

Football is his life. He is the most american man there will ever be, and you should not disrespect the man. He is football, and football is him.

And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.

"Football is my Life. I don't know what I would do without it"
- John Madden

by I hate Ignorant people July 30, 2006

Madden 21

Garbage

Madden 21 is garbage

by Easy Muther fuckin E September 13, 2020

Madden 2005

note: see Madden 2004,Madden 2003,Madden 2002 and Madden 2001. A football game published by EA Sports. Madden 2005 is also a way of stealing fifty bucks from the consumer, offering only marginal "improvements" over last year's marginal "improvement" of Madden 2003.

A "hit-stick" and slightly updated rosters does not make Madden 2005 the future of gaming.

by Ghst August 18, 2004

Sam Madden

The Most Sexiest, Hottest, Cutest, Most Fuckable Man You Can Think Of! Oh and Did I Mention Sexi?

I Want To Suck Sam Madden's Giant Dick!

by Cupcake Rainbow:P October 8, 2008

benji madden

Gigantic emo poseur fag, and frontman (or rather frontfag) of sub-par, emo, future has-beens Good Charlotte.

Benji Madden was resplendent in his black eye shadow, choppy hair, and gut-wrenching emotional pain last night.

by sharkjumper February 24, 2008

John Madden

*waves hands in your face*

FOOTBALL!!!!!

Boy : Hello John Madden
John Madden : FOOTBALL!!! *while waves hands in face*

by Doom November 28, 2003