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Blackstone Massachusetts

A small town in Massachusetts that borders Woonsocket. Almost everyone is white and has a gun and/ or atv. It’s looks nice at first but is actually a bit of a shithole.
Woonsocket hood boi 1“Look it’s Blackstone Massachusetts my nigga”
Woonsocket hood boi 2” aw hell naw nigga I too young to die”
by Blackstonerz May 1, 2019
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Massachusetts Minuteman

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.
Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"
by Doug W! May 31, 2023
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Massachusetts Sober

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.
by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022
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Miss Massachusetts

Someone who picks and chooses what they want at anytime. Even if you were wrong... She is always correct.
Oh you are correct... Miss Massachusetts... U chose correctly... Yay you!!!
by I love my brother December 2, 2019
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Massachusetts Cowboy

A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?

Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.

Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.

Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009
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Massachusetts sluggagatorchild

When a gator eats a slug and a stupid child goes over to say hi to the slug but gets eaten by the gator and gets pooped out Day's later as one human with abilities of all three
Man that is such a cool Massachusetts sluggagatorchild
by Jacket shrimp February 16, 2017
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Gainesville, Massachusetts

A place you go to when you are small and weak.
I've been carrying his sorry, weak ass all through this workout. Send that shithead to Gainesville, Massachusetts.
by cptpatman April 27, 2014
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