Someone who picks and chooses what they want at anytime. Even if you were wrong... She is always correct.
by I love my brother December 03, 2019
A small town in Massachusetts that borders Woonsocket. Almost everyone is white and has a gun and/ or atv. It’s looks nice at first but is actually a bit of a shithole.
Woonsocket hood boi 1“Look it’s Blackstone Massachusetts my nigga”
Woonsocket hood boi 2” aw hell naw nigga I too young to die”
Woonsocket hood boi 2” aw hell naw nigga I too young to die”
by Blackstonerz May 02, 2019
Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.
Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"
Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"
Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"
by Doug W! May 31, 2023
When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.
by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022
A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009
When a gator eats a slug and a stupid child goes over to say hi to the slug but gets eaten by the gator and gets pooped out Day's later as one human with abilities of all three
by Jacket shrimp February 16, 2017
The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.
I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag
by I am a mailman I know March 02, 2017