listen bitch

"Listen Bitch," The Phrase you hear before SHIT GETS REAL!

"Listen bitch, Stay the fuck away from..."

by Kitty_From.Hell October 11, 2014

Listermints

Slang for Listerine Pocket Paks, those paper mints that melt when you put them on your tongue.

After eating his abuela's famous menudo, Juan was in dire need of some Listermints.

by Conley Jones July 4, 2007

listerweiner

People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcohol content.

Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!

Mike: *laughs*

by JamestheBadger March 5, 2008

listence

Listence means charming and elegant. A Listence is that kind of girl who any boy would dream of having. She has everything that could define beautiful. The first time you'll see her you you will feel a zoo in your stomach. Listence is bubbly and welcoming. She is free around everyone. She is probably the coolest girl in the world. She likes to be called Lee or Lista. She gets pretty emotional at times but she'll always come back to her senses. She easily forgives and values time with her close friends. Her smile is the most amazing thing ever, it alone is enough to ruin a boy's entire semester. Never miss a chance to date a Listence in your life. Listence likes slim handsome guys with nice shoulders.

A: Listence, why are you SINGLE?

L: Because my parents are strict. Why are you also single?

A: Because your parents are strict
L: 😊 ❤️

by Anonymousac July 7, 2019

Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010

areola listener

term that describes a male or female individual that enjoys using a large breasted woman's chest as a pillow, and this may or may not include motor-boating the f*ck out of those titties

She may not be a lesbian on the level of Ellen, but she's still an areola listener.

by lovedemtitties February 18, 2014

binge listen

Consuming an entire podcast series at once (or several episodes at a time until every installment has been heard).

(similar to binge watching, but with podcasts)

I just binge listened to every episode of the Artie Quitter Podcast, so I'm completely caught up with everyone who's been listening to the series, from the beginning.

by itstheit August 16, 2016