Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!
by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006

An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
by Sergeant Explosion May 20, 2010

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
by Overlord of Ducks March 31, 2021

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

by Brugden April 04, 2024

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
