Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!
by 4seasonsfunds May 11, 2006
An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
by Sergeant Explosion May 21, 2010
When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
by Overlord of Ducks April 01, 2021
by MeMonchie March 12, 2021
Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.
by KD123 July 16, 2016
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 11, 2019