Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!
by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006
Get the left handed beer bottlemug. An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."
by Sergeant Explosion May 20, 2010
Get the Left-Hand Suzuki Methodmug. When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
by Overlord of Ducks March 31, 2021
Get the Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signalmug. When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwichmug. by MeMonchie March 12, 2021
Get the swing left handedmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Eliza Coupe Are Left`~`Handedmug. The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
Get the Left-Handed Cappuccinomug.