kms

kill myself. sum most people say as a joke over text and sum to not necessarily take seriously. people say it sometimes when they fucked up or they gonna get pissed or annoyed at sum.

friend: yk we gotta math test tmr
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo

by a frickin cool kid December 6, 2020

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Kms is used in a joking way and is not meant to be taken seriously.

"This is so embarrassing I just wanna kms."

by ihatemymomanddad March 5, 2021

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KMS

An acronym standing for "Kiss My Snatch" meaning to have type of oral intercourse where one person "kisses" their partners Vagina.

"Im so horny, I need you to KMS"

"Dude, Stephany asked me KMS her!"

by wiggity wacko May 30, 2021

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Karl-Marx-Stadt (jetzt Chemnitz), Stadt in Sachsen

Ich fahr nach KMS.

by moinindierunde December 9, 2024

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Person 1: "Ugh life is so difficult, this shit be making me wanna kms. Gun shot to the head or..? A noose?"

Person 2: "Noooo! DONT SAY THAT! Ur life is important to us. I love u."

Person 1: "Thanks.. but I just hate life so much."

Person 2: "DONT THINK ABT-"

Person 1: *jumps off a bridge*

Person 2: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL ALSO KMS"

Person 2: *jumps off bridge*

by bcyei11sded September 21, 2025

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