A human being who's mere presence creates insecurities for every girl and their dog. A Bewildering person, they have an inconceivably vivacious personality, that never fails to illuminate their acquaintances lives. Their personality traits also include being tenacious, powerful, suave and perceptive, leading to both academic and sporting excellence. If you ever meet a Kirby approach with caution as they will make you hate yourself almost as much as you will come to love them.
It's so unfair! No matter how much I work out, I'll never have ankles as nice as Kirby's!
Definition for a stupid prick from New York.
Has a dumb fucking accent you can’t understand.
Laughs at the end of his own jokes for 30 seconds plus.
Shaves his mustache with a nail clipper.