This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).
“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019

me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020

KMS - stands for k1ll my self. mainly used as a jokingly manner when shit you don't want to happen happens. Or you just actually want to k1ll yourself. (used while texting)
by PizzaRolls12: December 6, 2022

by I have the answers October 23, 2019
