This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).
“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019
Get the KMSmug. me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020
Get the kmsmug. 
KMS - stands for k1ll my self. mainly used as a jokingly manner when shit you don't want to happen happens. Or you just actually want to k1ll yourself. (used while texting)
by PizzaRolls12: December 6, 2022
Get the KMSmug. by I have the answers October 23, 2019
Get the KMSmug. 