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KMS

This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).
“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”

“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019
mugGet the KMSmug.

kms

another way of saying your mad; annoyed.
me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020
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KMS

this makes me want to kms
by DaxL December 23, 2023
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kms

im gonna mf kms ugh
by anonymous March 13, 2022
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KMS

KMS - stands for k1ll my self. mainly used as a jokingly manner when shit you don't want to happen happens. Or you just actually want to k1ll yourself. (used while texting)
I want to kms so bad because of what happened today.
by PizzaRolls12: December 6, 2022
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KMS

Kick my shit. Used when you want to express the fact that you dont care about someone’s opinions.
Well why dont you just kick my shit (KMS) well your at it? I don’t care!
by I have the answers October 23, 2019
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km

a blood way of saying call me 🅱️

bc they can’t use c’s
km #
by the realest . May 29, 2023
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