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KMS

this makes me want to kms
by DaxL December 23, 2023
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kms

another way of saying your mad; annoyed.
me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020
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KMS

KMS - stands for k1ll my self. mainly used as a jokingly manner when shit you don't want to happen happens. Or you just actually want to k1ll yourself. (used while texting)
I want to kms so bad because of what happened today.
by PizzaRolls12: December 6, 2022
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km

a blood way of saying call me 🅱️

bc they can’t use c’s
km #
by the realest . May 29, 2023
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KMS

Kick my shit. Used when you want to express the fact that you dont care about someone’s opinions.
Well why dont you just kick my shit (KMS) well your at it? I don’t care!
by I have the answers October 23, 2019
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kms

im gonna mf kms ugh
by anonymous March 13, 2022
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KMS Tirpitz

Tirpitz was the second Bismarck-class battleship built for Nazi Germany's navy during the Second World War. Named after Grand Admiral Tirpitz, the architect of the Imperial Navy Like her sister ship Bismarck Tirpitz was armed with a main battery of eight 15 in guns in four twin turrets. After a series of wartime modifications, she was 2000 tones heavier than Bismarck, making her the heaviest battleship ever built by a European navy.

in early 1941, Tirpitz served as the center piece of the Baltic Fleet intended to prevent a break-out of Soviet Baltic Fleet. In early 1942, the ship sailed to Norway to act as a deterrent against an Allied invasion.in Norway, Tirpitz was also intended to be used to intercept Allied convoys to the Soviet Union, . Tirpitz acted as a fleet in being, forcing the British Royal Navy to retain significant naval forces in the area to contain the battleship.
In September 1943, Tirpitz, along with Scharnhorst, bombarded Allied positions on Spitzbergen, the only time the ship used her main battery in an offensive role. then the ship was damaged in an attack by British submarines air raids. in 1944, British bombers with "Tallboy" bombs 3 hits that caused the ship to capsize rapidly. A fire spread to the magazine for her main battery turrets, which an explosion. between 950 to 1,204 crew members died Between 1948 and 1957, the wreck was scraped by a joint Norwegian and German salvage operation.
my dick is the size of the kms Tirpitz
by Ussr 2023 April 8, 2024
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