Johanne

The best mom you could think of

Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*

by Ollibolli November 27, 2021

Johanne

Johanne is what you call a person without a brain.

dang bro you act like a johanne

by VangStiv September 28, 2021

Johanne

A girl Who is a feminist and is a danser. She also plays games and Insults sexist boys. Generally a sweet human being Who cares about others.

Person1: Look at a girl over there she is putting the sexiest boys in their place
Person2: she must be a Johanne

by Me love earthworm sally July 6, 2020

A filthy Johannes

When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you

"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"

by Jennefar February 28, 2022

Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me

Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe

by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022

Tiebe johannes

The throat goat

Tiebe johannes gave me the best sloppy ive ever had, i almost died it was that good.

by Tiedejouanipa February 5, 2025

Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.

Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!

by >Johannes December 5, 2022