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Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!
Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010
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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
by Keepo123 October 25, 2015
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JOG

Jewish-occupied government
Person 1: Why is Trump sending another $11 billion to Israel?
Person 2: JOG
by frens88148814 January 5, 2025
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Jogging

Refers to someone slow playing.

Refers to slow drivers.

Refers to slow movers.

Refers to slow game players.
"Bro, stop jogging, we gotta go"

"I'm on i35. This car in front of me is jogging"

"It's been a month, and she still jogging"

"It's your turn, stop jogging"
by Captian Jjack April 6, 2024
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jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.
by Max Bronson November 19, 2015
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The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.
by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016
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hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
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