Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 02, 2010

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

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by Keepo123 September 08, 2015

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jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.

Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!

by Revival31313 June 02, 2018

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Head jog

Head jog: Trying to run through your past memories to retrieve a certain event or a sudden past memory clearly and suddenly coming to the forefront of your mind, usually as a result of an associated person/item.

I bumped into an old school friend, it was a real head jog. It bought back so many great memories I'd almost forgotten about!

by Debzy1980 October 25, 2017

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