Jesus Christ

The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy

Jesus Christ the son of god FTW!

by Macca From Yass June 14, 2008

Jesus Christ Manouver

Riding two animals (or vehicles) at the same time by straddling on both of them, as Jesus did in Matthew 21:6–7 :

"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV

Wapow my brethren, check out my homie who trained two of his pet tigers. And holy crow! He's riding not just one, he's doing the Jesus Christ Manouver on both! How the heck does he even balance like that?

by Paul Stompbox June 25, 2019

Jesus Christ

Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.

Person 1:Oh god jesus christ just dmed me
Person 2:say thank you

by Totally not Jesus May 18, 2021

Jesus Christ

My nigga, weee lovve jesus christ yeahhh jesussss fuck athiests lets go jesus lets goo god and jesuus man nghgfnfhdndj

Jesus: I am christ
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH April 6, 2022

Jesus Christ

most based man on earth

1: have you heard of Jesus Christ
2: yea hes based as shit

by KronnixzMcShitnuts April 26, 2022

Jesus Christ

The Lord and Savior of the universe. The one and only Son of God who died for us and our sins so if we trust in him and turn away from our sins we may have everlasting life. Trust in Jesus Christ and read your Bible today. Trust in Jesus like you trust a parachute for God is the only one who can save us from being lost.

Jesus Christ is King.
Jesus Christ is God.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
Jesus Loves you.

by Evangelist of Jesus Christ March 19, 2021

Jesus Christ

Best man that ever lived. He died on the cross for you and me :)

Jesus Christ is the best! <3

by OldHandleMcBroom May 14, 2021