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Juno

Juno is a very butifol, amazing, smart, cool girl with brown hair and brown eyes. She has many chickens, cats, rats and fishes. She was pooped out the 16th of january and must learn for her test week. Oyaloyayaya she has an amazing voice and is loved by everyone. She is rebelous ;0 and dresses like a zwerver. She is also netherlends. 💪
Jon jeremy: awwr pirates, who is that ugly lookong appelsap?!
Perpula: do no i think it might be juno and her family?
Linda: omg i got junos autograph
Thomaat: BURN IT NOW!!!
by Unevernoow(::: February 17, 2024
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hi juno wanna makeout i love beige also
by junononononooooo April 6, 2022
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Junoing

When you drink orange juice straight out of the container
I gave my entire family herpes because I've been Junoing when no one was looking all day
by humus rulz 101 April 7, 2016
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a man who was mad, he knew he’d been had. he shot at the sun. he shot as wily only friend.
juno was mad, he knew he’d been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun, shot at the sun with a gun, shot at his wily one only friend.
by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023
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A humanoid alien creature that lurks in discord servers, this creature stinks so much that you can smell one from hundreds of miles away. The creatures mating call is that of a “grrr” noise that they often make, be warned the Juno is extremely toxic and will annoy you.
Wow I can’t believe Juno hasn’t been banned yet
by Sayorichan April 12, 2024
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1.The guy from the song “ruler of everything” by tally hall. In the first verse of the song, it is stated that he “shot at the sun with a gun” because he was mad (and he “knew he’d been had”).

2. Juno is also the guy from Chonny Jash’s cover of ruler of everything, in which he does the exact same thing. People often call heart, a character from the album, Juno because with the context of the tally hall version, the voices in the song, and other songs in the album, it is implied that heart was the one who shot at the sun.
“Juno was mad, he knew he’d been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun”
-Ruler of Everything - Tally hall
by hetalia0 June 7, 2024
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A very cool girl. She has nice legs and is sporty and somehow knows everyone that you’ve ever met. All of those people however adore her. 100 people would take a bullet for her but she doesn’t need someone protecting her.
by SARAHSWATI May 29, 2025
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