Joner

A jerk; dork, dweeb, putz, etc.
Generally used as a derogatory term for a bad driver.

(this definition predates any Jonas Brothers-related definitions by many years)

That joner was driving on the freeway doing 45 in the fast lane!

by Jonerrific September 23, 2009

cable jointer

the lowlife of the electrical industry

that cable jointer should have trained as a linesman

by lad1738 December 9, 2016

Joner

A. An erection that has a justifiable cause and is not of a random nature. B. The opposite of a roner.

When the stripper started giving him a lapdance, Brian got a joner.

by DonE BDS March 1, 2010

Jonerthan

heathers lover

heather loves jonerthan

by heather December 8, 2003

joner

When your dick reaches full excitement, but your boner only goes up to 1 inch long.

Jonah Choi had a joner today in the middle of presenting a report.

by Cockisgoody November 29, 2011

Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

joined at the hip

Another way of saying two people are presently engaging in sexual intercourse.

Mommy, what's that noise upstairs? Oh little Timmy! Your brother and sister are going at it right now. You might say they are joined at the hip!

by Adolfo Hitlaro October 11, 2020