A shithole part of Ireland that most people on the island would like to split off from the real Ireland and float into oblivion. The cause of much bloodshed and economic downturn for Ireland, and a drain on the British taxpayer. The only good thing ever to come out of this sectarian stain on the globe was George Best, but then when he became an alcoholic most people realised what a bitter wanker he was. His life is very much a metaphor for Northern Ireland. The people of 'norn iron', as protestants enjoy calling it due to their hatred of anything to do with ireland, are a shower of cunts who enjoy fucking it up for the rest of the UK and ireland. northern ireland should be wiped from the earth.
"Im from norn iron (northern ireland). aye. listen to my stupid pseudo-scottish accent. i have no culture. aye, och, im away to eat some sody bread aye."
by normalirishpersonnotanortherner October 29, 2007
Get the northern irelandmug. Running down a hotel hallway to take a massive shit only to find out your room key doesn't work. You spot a defenseless victim and run to their room to destroy their toilet.
Did you see David running down the hall to Vic's room? He almost broke the door off the hinges to get into Vic's bathroom to take an Ireland!
by Tbalz80 April 8, 2021
Get the Take an Irelandmug. by cb581 November 4, 2019
Get the Northern Irelandmug. person 1: "we're from fucking northern ireland"
person 2: "naw your not ireland is one country you asswipe"
person 3: "up the brits"
person 4: "fuck up you taig"
person 3: "naw your literally a fenian"
person 2: "naw your not ireland is one country you asswipe"
person 3: "up the brits"
person 4: "fuck up you taig"
person 3: "naw your literally a fenian"
by 110309 March 14, 2023
Get the northern irelandmug. by NI Rants November 3, 2019
Get the Northern Irelandmug. Known as a country which is part of the UK, but called "The Province" (also called a few other things!).
Thatcher fought desperately to fend off the prospect of joint-sovreignty in the 80s over it with the Republic in the south.
Just an annoying space of place which if put up to referendum, Britain would probably give over to the Republic! Nothing to offer by way of wealth or culture - it just exists.
Plus I'm just rambling to vent out frustations over nothing in particular and taking it out on N Ireland (!)
Thatcher fought desperately to fend off the prospect of joint-sovreignty in the 80s over it with the Republic in the south.
Just an annoying space of place which if put up to referendum, Britain would probably give over to the Republic! Nothing to offer by way of wealth or culture - it just exists.
Plus I'm just rambling to vent out frustations over nothing in particular and taking it out on N Ireland (!)
by britishandworried January 31, 2005
Get the Northern Irelandmug. Gerry Adams: "The people from the North of Ireland voted to remain in the EU so we urge the European Union to designate special status for the people of the North to remain."
by MrFluckDuck June 12, 2017
Get the North of Irelandmug.