Mark Heap

Brilliant actor and comedic genius who has performed in such shows as Jam, Big Train, Spaced and Green Wing.

Mark Heap cannot paint, but he can fall off chairs and things.

by Ann Coats November 9, 2006

HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

by A Real Commie July 1, 2019

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

Stop it get some help

It means stop being a retarded person and go to a therapist.

I told Emmie ¨ stop it get some help.¨

by ILOVEHAMSTERRRSSSSS November 16, 2017

Stop it get some help

A meme featuring Michael Jordan talking about drugs and why kids should not take them

The Stop it get some help meme?

by Aunt Jane November 14, 2019

Hela Bela

1.in a restaurant hela bela is eating from everybodys' dish without asking permission, usualy using only bare hands.

2.at work hela bela is doing whatever u want when your boss is not around

1.them: you cant do hela bela in this restaurant, its impolite
me: I'm starving, shut the fuck up.

2.I'm online coz its hela bela at work.

by hela bela September 11, 2005

Helayna

Sexycool Hot Mama, Wildchild. A highly volitile mixture of intelligence, good looks and humor. Extremely loyal to and protective of those she loves.

A spinning movement while walking, usually caused by indecisiveness or stress, performed when one is trying to hurry.

Yesterday I pulled a real Helayna in the livingroom.... I bet I turned around 3 or 4 times thinking "it's over here, no, over here....

by coolblugal February 5, 2010