Haidar

Possibly the sexiest being to ever grace Earth with his presence.

Apart from Chuck Norris anyway.

Haidar also means lion in Arabic.

WOW! Look how fit that guy is! His name must be Haidar.

by Yerbz May 29, 2008

heidi montag

lauren conrad (of mtv's the hills)ex-best friend. she currently dates spencer pratt. their relationship is the source for the termination of lauren and heidi's friendship. heidi apparently works at bolthouse studios in l.a. as an event coordinator. she is from bute crest colorado and has a brother and sister.

during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.

despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.

she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.

heidi montag:we saw lauren and her abusive ex boyfriend jason at ketchup last night.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.

by sconnie lady December 2, 2007

Headass

When yo friend being fuckin stupid thinking they know shit.

Trey: she forreal acting like she know what she fucking with
Jon: she fuckin headass

by Skinny_penis420 February 21, 2017

Nickelback headache

A type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative Canadian schlock-rock band, Nickelback.

Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.

Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.

"I was driving, on my way to work, but I had to pull over and call in sick...another damn Nickelback headache..."

"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"

by BallBusta9000 December 23, 2008

Headache

The sometimes dull or searing ache/pain that can persist through the side, front or back of your head. Headaches are random but can be caused by various things, e.g., people yapping in your ear, stress or an annoyance or exposure from a machine, animal or human nearby. The only ways to cure a headache or migraine are rest, fluids and headache pills.

Ugh, that Science test yesterday gave me such a HEADACHE!

John, could you please shut up? You're giving me a headache.

by The Oddly Moustached Cat April 6, 2010

Heidi

A hood girl who's all bark but no bite. Compared to a Brixton gang lady 10/10 times.

Is she from Brixton. She must be a Heidi

by 50cn November 28, 2018

axe headache

The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people.

Matt: Dude I hate changing for gym. That fat smelly kid always sprays himself with a whole bottle of axe. My head always starts to pound.
Dave: Man you got that axe headache bro.

by Marco's Polo March 19, 2006