To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.
Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
1) stop heatherizing my clothes
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
2) why do you heatherize my dick
3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 25, 2010

A drunken wild party girl, who often does things others would frown upon but is always the life of the party
That girl dancing on that table is such a Heather.
That girls being such a Heather, she just danced with 3 guys in a row.
That girls being such a Heather, she just danced with 3 guys in a row.
by KBHB December 28, 2011

Heather is a georgeous girl with a passion for music (mostly the Rolling Stones). She loves snakes and dogs, and she would rather chill by the pool with a beer rather than go shopping. This girl Heather is an awsome chick to hang with. She's hallarious and you will find youself laughing at anything she says.
by just cause October 9, 2013

A Heather is one of the most amazing people you'll meet. She is very kind and so much fun to be around. If you snag one as a best friend you are a lucky person; plus she is swhy as hell. She can does forgive but doesn't forget and if she's mad she's mad all day. Heather is a true catch.
by Tianna756 June 24, 2015

Legit the most smartest and athletic person ever.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

A derogatory term for a 'mean girl'/'popular girl.' This term originates from the movie 'Heathers' and the play 'Heathers the Musical'
by Luna bean April 9, 2017
