Hayden

A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart

Look at that bed I wonder if Hayden sat on it if it would break

by 5885hsobw June 8, 2020

Hayden

Someone who kisses so much ass that their head isn't visible any longer.

Did you hear about how Shipley got that job? He totally pulled a Hayden.

by Butterfly Sprinkles June 14, 2020

Hayden

Hayden is the person to jump out of their bathroom window for a inside joke and scare their friend that lives a 10 minute walk away from them.

Who's that?
hayden.

by ilrhanakokun October 21, 2020

Hayden

Sexiee timeee, SEXIEEE

Hayden

by the the the the the January 29, 2021

Hayden

She is the most awesomest person in the whole world. A Hayden may not always have the looks, but she will have an amazing personality. Although, if you piss her off, she can kick your ass. You would be so lucky to date a Hayden.

Person 1: "Woah! Is that Hayden?? She is awesome!"
Person 2: "I know!!!! Let's go talk to her!"

by Hay708190 March 7, 2021

Hayden

The sexiest person in the world, if you meet someone called Hayden, you must do everything in your power to get them to marry you

“Oh look a Hayden, I’m going to propose to them right now”

by Not_jeff123 March 10, 2021

Hayden

Hayden is a confident, cocky, piece of shit and pain in the ass. He will try too hard to be funny but fails and ends up giving everyone around him second hand embarassement. He tries too hard to get girls to like him even though he will never date them. Although he has an interesting perception in art and knows quite a bit about pop culture, which is also negative as he never shuts up about it.

Hayden: Hey pretty lady!

Lady: Hehe what is your name?

Hayden: Hayden haha.

Lady: Ew, do you think a Hayden could ever date me?

by ThatOneHandyMan June 14, 2021