He is the definition of the smartest most sarcastic person you’ll meet. Always the life of the party and making everyone laugh. He is kind and hardworking and did I mention how smart he is? Everyone he meets is lucky to know him even if he is a Capricorn.
by fatcalypso December 28, 2024
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by Kkcollazo September 24, 2019
std catching baseball whore. can't keep a man because she goes and sucks his homies dick. smokes stigs and sucks dick cause she can't get good grades. talks shit about everyone even tho the bitch got a lazy eye and looks like sid.
by gossip slut 305 October 07, 2019
so mf annoying no one likes her so insecure so ugly small titties never will get a bf. and thats on period boo. shes built like a circle. her best friends talk trash abt her.
person 1: ew look its vicky hernandez
person 2: *throws up*
person 3: shes so annoying and no one likes her shes ugly asf
person 2: *throws up*
person 3: shes so annoying and no one likes her shes ugly asf
by fcms20sjf November 09, 2019
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020