Grunt a Stoogie

It's when you grunt out the fattest log ever known to man right after you scream in terror and pain.

Person 1: Bro what are you doing
Person 2: AHHGHGGGGAGAGGHHGGHHHHH
Person 1: Bro stop it
Person 2: AAGAGGHHGGHHHHHGGGHHHH
Person 1: Holy shit that's a fat log
Person 2: *BAM*
Person 1: Damn bro you okay? Did you just grunt a stoogie?

by StoogiePlanted November 12, 2019

Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.

Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.

by M3ganm0nst3r March 14, 2014

Hunt the grunt

A game played by boys. In this game they try to pull the ugliest girl they can find. Once the game is completed the winner can dare the opponents to do anything and they must do it !!

'You owe me this I won hunt the grunt'

by Buffalo 246 August 22, 2019

grunt stick

Any stick or pole used to grab / squeeze while grunting….Grunt Stick as a result of being constipated or other wise blocked up. Can be used inside or out in the woods. Anything to grab or squeeze as to take pressure off the abdominal area.

“He was so blocked up he had to grab the Grunt Stick to get some relief “

by RdHogg November 01, 2007

grunt

greasy gross vagina (cunt)

She has a grunt or she is a grunt

by SuperSpaz September 24, 2009

shunt and a grunt

The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.

Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.

by very_ape January 22, 2006

Nut Grunt

The sound a man makes after ejaculating in a woman's vagina.

I was trying to be quiet, but I couldn't hold back the nut grunt.

by Jason314 September 08, 2005