by ShishuJohnny September 29, 2012

by jjXjj March 1, 2021

The collector of your foreskin. He scatters around at night, dripping with lard, soon to have his tongue coiling around you
The question is, do you accept your fate?
The question is, do you accept your fate?
by Snail_Sketch September 14, 2019

One who enjoys the savory taste of sack in his/her mouth.
To be considered a Sack Gremlin, one must make an accumulation of sack (similar to sack hoader) that they snatched from men.
Sack Gremlins come out only at night, but they'll steal your sack right from under your weiner, so be sure to wear a cup!
To be considered a Sack Gremlin, one must make an accumulation of sack (similar to sack hoader) that they snatched from men.
Sack Gremlins come out only at night, but they'll steal your sack right from under your weiner, so be sure to wear a cup!
Brobson is sucha fucken sack gremlin, it pisses me the fuck off!
Dude wheres my sack? Fucken Brobsen musta taken it, that fucken sack gremlin!
I hate sack gremlins becasue they steal sacks from the innocent
Dude wheres my sack? Fucken Brobsen musta taken it, that fucken sack gremlin!
I hate sack gremlins becasue they steal sacks from the innocent
by Senior Weiner April 21, 2009

by SpaghetsRcool November 30, 2021

An ‘intelligent person’ (some may call a nerd) who sabotages his (potential) intelligence in return for the sate/experience of being drunk (usually through drinking countless shots of pure vodka). This type of person regularly exercises, often too much to the point that their muscles spasm , particularly in the form of masturbating (especially to porn) .
Bobby: “What’s Jakub up to? He’s not responding to my messages. “
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”
Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”
Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”
by Mr. Bob Ross December 20, 2021

A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.
Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl
by BigSchwing January 7, 2009
