gaylord

a mother fucking hot sexy black like really black n word with a fabulous bbc.

oh my he has a bbc.*falls in love* must be a gaylord

by harderstepbrojohnny April 20, 2022

Gaylord

A very nice gay man that works at circle k and gives me free shit

Hey man have you seen Gaylord lately? Buddy gives me so much free shit I bet he wants to get in my pants.

by Ppballs420420420 July 28, 2023

Gaylord

A male who likes women but only if they have a strapon on.

Johnny is such a Gaylord. he ordered a strapon for his girlfriend

by emus8654 March 11, 2021

Gaylord

Robert

Robert is a Gaylord

by Badaboomhoes April 8, 2019

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Gaylord

A place in northern Michigan where you can walk to almost any person and buy a joint. The only place you can buy an unlaced joint is the dispensary. The school systems (the drug trafficking home) are the place where females get pregnant before legal consent age.

Let’s go to Gaylord to bang some chicks and get a joint

by Billy Jean Epstein March 3, 2021

Gaylord

A Gaylord is a chronically online incel/geek that makes themselves look tough or edgy online but is usually severely under/overweight in real life. They have a serious god complex and most likely use Discord or Reddit

You: Humming a song you heard
Gaylord: “You normie, I bet you haven’t even watched the Dungeon Story IV: Withered Eggs trilogy, stop singing the OST.”
You: “shut up Gaylord”

by g5elite December 4, 2022