Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.
by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017
Get the Sloppy Gandalfmug. 1. Sexual Slang – To be rejected in a decisive, almost theatrical fashion, usually when making a sexual advance. Originates from Gandalf’s line in The Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass.”
2. Gaming Slang – To wipe out enemies in spectacular fashion, shutting them down from advancing.
3. Social – To block someone from access, usually with flair.
Variants:
Mini-Gandalf: partial wipe, still stylish or high body count (gaming)
Full Gandalf: total shut down (social), 100% annihilation (gaming).
Reverse Gandalf: when you try to be clutch but get wrecked instead.
2. Gaming Slang – To wipe out enemies in spectacular fashion, shutting them down from advancing.
3. Social – To block someone from access, usually with flair.
Variants:
Mini-Gandalf: partial wipe, still stylish or high body count (gaming)
Full Gandalf: total shut down (social), 100% annihilation (gaming).
Reverse Gandalf: when you try to be clutch but get wrecked instead.
"Bro thought he was smooth but she hit him with the Gandalf — legs crossed, arms folded, denial absolute."
"That triple headshot? Straight Gandalf."
"They almost had Alpha point but Jake pulled a Gandalf."
"Security pulled a Gandalf on me, couldn’t even get near the stage."
"That triple headshot? Straight Gandalf."
"They almost had Alpha point but Jake pulled a Gandalf."
"Security pulled a Gandalf on me, couldn’t even get near the stage."
by FelixFrost October 1, 2025
Get the Gandalfmug. An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 4, 2023
Get the Gandalf Mushroomsmug. A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
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