Gandalf the Grey

And Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Azure Meanie and Cowbuy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

Gandalf the grey

by Gvprtski March 25, 2024

inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020

Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.

I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms

by Oobagogo November 4, 2023

the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

Gandalf pipe

An uncircumcised penis

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!

by Table Water Deer September 3, 2023

Gandalfing

The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"

Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.

by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025