Fuckening

The fuckening is the time of the month, when Lorox enters the class groupchat and sends a lot of fucked up shit. Usually non-school related stuff and disturbing memes and gifs.

Amadeus: Have you attended yesterday's fuckening?
Preter: Ah yes I have. Truly enlightening.
Amadeus: Indeed.

by timo15633144535362 March 28, 2021

What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, this fucken car uplifted the lost souls men in Sauta, this fucken car brought hope to the dreams of black women as well. This fucken car is the DA to our ANC. The Helen to Our Jacob.

"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car

by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021

THE FUCKENING

When you are in a good mood after finishing work, and you realise you have more left to complete.

Why is there more work!? Oh man it's THE FUCKENING.

by user923048234 May 30, 2024

Fuckening

A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.

...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!

by Yorgos.f December 26, 2021

Fuckening

The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.

I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.

by Memzr November 10, 2018

Fucken Boone

When you pass a joint to your homie & he just holds it and talks, even after you ask him to puff puff pass.

Fucken Boone, hit that shit and pass it over here.

by YaHomieG December 7, 2020