The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 05, 2023

Fucken Boone

The homie that invite everyone over to kick it on a Friday night but then goes to sleep and doesn't answer yo calls!

Yo G, you should come over! Fam is coming at 7:00 and Bobby at 8........... At 6:30 when you call, Fucken Boone don't answer the chat. You show up at 7:30 and all the lights are off and the door is locked!

by YaHomieG April 18, 2022

Fucken Boone

When you pass a joint to your homie & he just holds it and talks, even after you ask him to puff puff pass.

Fucken Boone, hit that shit and pass it over here.

by YaHomieG December 08, 2020

Fucken Boone

When you are waiting for the next player to take his (or her) turn but they keep talking about nothing.

Fucken Boone take your goddamn turn. Yo Boone it's your turn homie

by YaHomieG December 03, 2020

forbidden fuckening

Term used to describe one’s being when he/she can’t seem to catch a break.

Kyle: “Dude I can’t seem to catch a break recently!”
Tim: “Yeah man you’re going through a forbidden fuckening”

by The word conjurerer December 06, 2022

wee fuckening

When you pp and it does sum weird shit.

AHHH again the wee fuckening! At least I made a piece of art.

by dskjkksj April 16, 2019

Fuckening

A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.

...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!

by Yorgos.f December 26, 2021