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Dick formula

A mans musky, smelly, salty cum
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Heron's Formula

One guy wrote a formula for finding the area of a triangle that can be applied if you know the length of the sides, and knowing the semi-perimeter (half the value of the perimeter).
The formula is : √s(s - a)(s - b)(s - c)
guy : help me I don't know the height of the triangle to find the area.
smart guy : use the heron's formula
guy : imma search it up
guy : thx i got answer as 42cm^2
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Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).
Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!
by Old Runner November 18, 2023
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Formula Fanboy

Formula Fanboy is a game developer on Game Jolt who is well known for creating the universe itself as he is also God. Formula Fanboy has been part of several scandals involving human trafficking, and it's widely believed that he pays people to try and deter these rumours - despite the fact that they have been proven true multiple times.
I wish I could go to coffee with you, Betty, but Formula Fanboy kidnapped my entire family and sold my mom.
by LigmaLigma May 13, 2021
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Dick formula

A mans musky, smelly, stinky, cum
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The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
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Formula Raped

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."

You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?

After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013
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