FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

by FakePriest August 24, 2010

First Publication Excitement

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)

A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!

by I copy-pasted pseudonym June 14, 2011

The First Order

Introduced in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, the First Order is a militaristic regime that is dedicated to wipe out the loathsome Resistance. The Order is led by Supreme Leader Snoke and is commanded by Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma, and General Hux.

The First Order is gonna rek the Resistance #rekt

by nrE5150 October 6, 2016

well first of all, whore

*breathes* “well first of all, whore... I don’t appreciate you talking about my craft this way, that is really... that is really screwed up, whore...” -Quackity

someone exiles you? then you say, “well first of all, whore”

by skeppyextrq January 16, 2021

First Love

The first person you truely fall in love with. You now have your own belief of what love is that was not there before. They mean as much to you as your family and you would do anything for this person, even sacrificing your life for the sake of theirs. No matter what the sercumstances you wish them to be happy even when your not included in their happiness, which is what true love is.

There will always be a special place in the heart for one's first love.

by Junebug333 April 19, 2017

first try, idiot

Popularized by the Twitch streamer, it is used when you complete a task, even if it isn’t your first try.

First try, idiot.

by Datgamerdo9001 January 23, 2018

Firmativity

(firm-a-tiv-ity)
: the level of firm; not weak; having a solid or compact structure
usually referenced to the firm level of a woman's ass or breasts.
One may judge the firmativity of an ass or breasts by firmly grabbing a palmful, then grasping and/or coressing the subjects goods, then judging by curves, proportion, and perkiness..will result in the determination of the Firmativity.

"So me and this girl were going at it and i reached down and grabbed her ass..i couldn't get over the firmativity of her ass..it was breathtaking."

by Kosmilly May 2, 2009