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G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!)

Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!
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21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
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FME

an abbreviation for 'fuck my ex'
"omg what happened to you and jeremy?"
"fme girl, hes a hoe"
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FME

Pronunciation: eff.em.ease

Def: This is an abbreviated way of saying "Fuck Me Eyes" on the d/l.

History: First invented at an amusement park in Northern Cali (circa 1990) as a polite way to speak in front of guests with offending any innocent bystanders.
Mechanic 1: "Dude, I made eye contact w/ that hottie"
Mechanic 2: "Sweet dude, did she give you FMEs?"
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FME

Fuck My Existance.

*Variation on the term FML, or Fuck My Life.
"I'm depressed, I can't decide what to do with my life, and every thing else is going wrong. FME."
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FME

FME= Fuck My Existence

Used when you hate your own being so much
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FME

Pronunciation: eff-em-ee

Acronym for Fragile Male Ego.

A chronic condition affecting otherwise grown men who become physically incapable of processing information unless it comes from another man. Symptoms flare up the moment a woman dares to demonstrate competence, intelligence, or—god forbid—actual expertise in her job.

Watch as the FME sufferer magically develops selective deafness when a woman speaks, only to recover instantly when a male coworker repeats the exact same words. Marvel at his desperate need to "speak to someone who actually knows what they're talking about" while standing directly in front of a qualified woman. Observe his confusion when the universe fails to produce a man for every single interaction—truly, the greatest tragedy of our time.

Scientists remain baffled: is it misogyny, entitlement, or simply the exhausting mental effort required to accept that women are, in fact, people? Either way, retail workers, doctors, and waitresses everywhere are tired of your FME. Touch grass. Go to therapy. Listen to women.
Example 1 : She literally had the solution, the degree, and fifteen years of experience, but his FME demanded he wait twenty minutes for a male colleague to confirm the exact same thing. Congratulations, sir. You played yourself.

Example 2: My female doctor diagnosed me correctly, but sure, Kevin—go ahead and get a second opinion from some guy at the gym whose medical expertise begins and ends with protein powder. FME is a hell of a drug.
by existentialdread_69 February 27, 2026
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