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excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017
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Solo Exceller

A person who doesn't necessarily work badly with others, but excels most when working alone.
I work great with others, but unleash me on a project myself, and you'll see I'm a solo exceller.
by Nofrntz March 5, 2017
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river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
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excel calc

this is the same as the standard Microsoft office product otherwise known simply as excel. adding the word "calc" allows the user to make this product seem awesomer than it really is.
I don't like the results this excel workbook is giving me. I think I will try loading this information into an excel calc workbook. then I think I will be happy, and I will also become better looking as a result of using excel calc.
by anonymous calc October 25, 2012
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Piss of Excellence

Mixing Mountain Dew with Jack Daniels for the best drink ever! It'll literally turn you piss excellent!
by The GarrBear November 27, 2011
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Extraordinarily Excellent Entities

An object show created by WebzForevz 8 years ago on Nov 26, 2014. It has canon LGBTQ+ characters and a gay couple in the show! The show ended, and the creator is currently releasing shorts of it.
Yo, did you hear about Broomer kissing Chalky (I think thats his name idfk I haven't really watched the show in a while) in one of Extraordinarily Excellent Entities shorts?
by @testbulbrush on tt February 5, 2023
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