The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.
Guy #1: How's it going?
Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.
Guy #1: How did you let that happen?
Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!
Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.
Guy #1: How did you let that happen?
Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!
by Jscotty November 2, 2007
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Get the Asian Doritos mug.Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dorito Sanchez is the act of eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and then smearing the cheese dust off of your fingers onto the upper lip of a nearby sleeping friend. Where upon awakening, everything will smell like cheese.
Frank: The other night when I had that party at my place Jim totally passed out, so I ate a bag of Doritos and gave him a Dorito Sanchez.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
by johnfmartino April 28, 2010
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by Willie D. May 21, 2007
Get the doriturd mug.Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.
Guy: Hey what'cha got there?
Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos
Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!
Girl: No way, get your own!
Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos
Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!
Girl: No way, get your own!
by prawnt July 6, 2010
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