Domestic Fuckery

A domestic injury inflicted by a commonly used everyday household item

Oh man, I dropped a full jar of vegemite on my big toe this morning...

Nothing like some domestic fuckery to get the day rolling...

Oh wow....you just got DF’d

by Wickedwitchofthesouth123 February 26, 2020

Domestic Mexican

Mexican that looks like a Mexican but hates hot food, likes Rock music, wife has a mullet

My Mexican friend is a domestic Mexican and he thinks he is privileged

by Mexican funny friend January 31, 2022

Domestic Blitz

When a first or second date suddenly becomes a day of impromptu "domestic bliss".

We were supposed to go rock climbing, but got rained out. So she suggested coming over to watch a movie. The next thing I'm cooking for her and painting her toenails. I got domestic blitzed!

by Escape Goat September 7, 2013

Domestic Philosophy

The philosophical study of real time events that relates to your personal life expressed through videos and pictures.

Domestic Philosophy is also known as memes.

by Short Changed Hero August 31, 2023

domestic sadness

A state of being when a one said free spirited human being wakes up and realizes the traumatic reality of how privileges now feel much more like a chore.??

Upon Sally's arrival to her new foreign home she is experiencing domestic sadness reminiscing of her easy days in the U.S.

by Rainbows May 23, 2008

domestic groove

the extremely rare occasion in which one starts to enjoy housework and cleaning...

I'm really getting in the domestic groove today... I might just wash the windows next...

by pinklibbycat August 24, 2009

domestic dubstep

(n.) The sound of vacuuming, particularly whilst one is doing something else or listening to something else of genuine musical value at the time.

- “Kylie Minogue’s greatest hits don’t sound that great anymore with this domestic dubstep in the background now, do they, Jeremy?”
- “What?”
Alas, Jeremy could not hear, for ‘twas too loud.

by TheSundayStoner January 12, 2018