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desi

a sexy man who is not gay so stop asking!!!
by David Ronald November 23, 2021
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Desi Ploughman’s

Desi Ploughman’s
(noun)

The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.

Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.

By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
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Desi

someone who is from south asia and is the sexiest prettiest majestic bootylicious person eva.
love yall desi ppl
Shan: BROO NAHH WHOS THAT HOTTIE OVER THERE
Jess: Idk but their desi so 🤷 ♀️
by paki brudda April 2, 2023
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Desi

Me:hey
Desi: hey
by BRyancool October 1, 2021
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Done a desi

To disappear suddenly from a certain area , or to run away from danger .
I thought Jacko was gonna come for a beer this arvo? Nah mate his ex missus rocked up and he done a desi ..
by The nude posty September 10, 2025
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desi baina rubia

a person who is not blonde and the train does not arrive home
"she is so desi baina rubia, i love her"
by libor November 21, 2021
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DESI

Belonging to Indian sub-continent. (Used especially when referring to pornography)
Dude 1: The fuck are you watching man? Such a low quality porn!!
Dude 2: Sorry dude I watch only desi porn!
by Shanmuga July 9, 2023
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